Tmnna hai khushiyo ki bahar mile apko,
Jo Dil chahe wo bar-bar mile apko,
Hm aksr pa kr kho dete hai,
Magr kbhi na khone wala "PYAR" mile apko!
Raat din rulata hai intezaar aapka,
Kabhi kam na hua pyar aapka,
Ab to a jao ki bahut udas hai dil,
Sanso ki tarah lazmi hai "deedar" aapka.
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim .
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gadi agay nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: Chalo phir wapas le chalo.
Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain